Community Quips

Get the best one-liners and hilarious moments in quote form from FOUR's comedy 'Community'. Read Pierce's moments, Abed's meta observations, Shirley's thoughts and Jeff's sarcastic quips here.

From Episode 1, Season 2

“We’re like Batman and Shaft” – Pierce

“We didn’t just kiss. We technically frenched! I checked the make out meter in this month’s… National Review…” – Annie

“Abed why are you mining my life for classic sitcom scenarios?” – Jeff

“Now I know this puts you in an awkward powerful position but I have to know right now in front of everyone. Do you love me too?” – Jeff to Britta

“I don’t understand. Is this you being ‘me-ta’?” – Shirley to Abed

“She has a ring around her finger-er-er. And Abed hired an Irish singer. Britta’s marrin’, Britta’s marrin’, Britta’s marrin’ Jeffrey Winger.” – Hired singer

“Men are monsters who crave young flesh. The end.” – Jeff

“Well that’s one answer. Here’s the one I had in mind. Combining all nine tools you get this. A deadlier weapon than any one item in the box. So, I’m going to use this to attack you and you use respect to defend yourself.” – scary Anthropology teacher

“Woah woah are you saying 600,000 people read what I say on Twitter? We need to cash in on that!” - Pierce

“Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?” Senor Chang