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Q. How do you get a bull to not charge at you? A. Don’t give him your credit card! By Jacinta F.
Q. How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat? A. Put it in the front seat! By Jun
Q. If you play cards, who should you never play with? A. Cheetahs! By Elizabeth
Q. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig. A. Jurassic Pork By Keanu
Q. Why did the left hand cross the road? A. Because it went to the second hand shop to find its right hand By Kaeli
Q. What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door? A. Close the door, I'm dressing.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings? A. A walk!
Q. Where do horses live? A. In neigh-bourhoods!
Q. What do you say if you get in trouble for not doing your homework? a. You can't tell me off for something I didn't do!
Q. What word is always spelt incorrectly? A. Incorrectly!
Q. Why did the bicycle quit the race? A. It was two tired
Q. What do you do when you find a green alien? A. Wait until it turns ripe!
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