From 'Cece Crashes'
"I'm wearing a napkin on my head! Bam!" – Winston
"That doesn't even make any sense Winston" – Schmidt.
"This is the opposite of being alone! This opposite of what I wanted this weekend" – Nick (as Schmidt and Winston dance with Cece).
"It's really not great under here. You have to love hair." Nick on his chest hair
"You know what? I might actually have a chance with her. I just have to be cooler than that guy." Winston on Schmidt's dancing
"Hey! Oh you're all in here… um.. does the water get any hotter than this?" Cece discovers the 3 guys are in the bathroom while she showers
"Did you see that cleavage? I just want to get my arm stuck down there – 127 hours style." - Schmidt being Schmidt.